They call me a lady killer, little do they know my plans hahaha!
From: Anonymous
Type:
Photo
Douche:
Douche Type Unknown
Where:
MD
Message body:
This guy is the biggest douche ever, stay far away from him all he will think of you is another lay, then he will disappear and leave you in the dark
This douche is creepin’ on the ladies. So ladies if you see this lurker coming up to talk to you, kick him in the balls and run!
BTW we have created a new Douche category based on this toolbag. Check out the new “Creeper Douche” category and submit your own creepy douches!
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"My dogtags tell you that i'm a bad boy"
From: Anonymous
Douche Type:
Metro Douche
Where:
WY
Message body:
The guy on the right is a SUPER DOUCHEBAG!!!
This guy is a badass! dogtags and a half open shirt scream adventure and danger. This guy is intriguing. Or he could just be another metro douchebag.
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Rating: 9.0/10 (1 vote cast)
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From:
Anonymous Douche:
Preppy Douche
Where:
CA
Message body:
The biggest douchebag I have ever met. His ego is out of control!
Time for a golden shower douche!
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Rating: 10.0/10 (1 vote cast)
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So many douches in Jersey, so little time
Well we might as well go after the Jersey Shore cast. They are the original jersey shore douches. Well not original, I’m sure their fathers were douchey and even their grand fathers. In fact, instead of “The Garden State” the New Jersey license plate should read “The Douche State”. There are so many things wrong with people from new jersey, I don’t know where to begin. The guys look and dress like girls, and the girls are Italian trash. I think New Jersey should secede from the united states so we can invade and send these people to guantanamo for terrorism of our media and sensibilities.
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Canadian Douches
From: Anonymous
Douche:
Douche Type Unknown
Where:
NY
Message body:
Some of Hess village’s Finest Douchbags in Hamilton, Ontario. (open the site up to canada!)
Guy on Left- “shit guy in middle! didnt you get the e-mail!!???!?!? Douchbag T-shirt Night!”
Guy in Middle- “my flare in on the back on my shirt, Daaayuummm!”
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Rating: 7.8/10 (5 votes cast)
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Metro Douche always has the same pose
From: Anonymous
Type:
Photo
Douche:
Metro Douche
Where:
PA
Message body:
this douche always has the tilted head pose and a ultra-douchey hair style.
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Rating: 6.0/10 (2 votes cast)
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Sundance Douche
From: Anonymous
Where: CA
Though I may look normal, I am the biggest Douche to have ever walked the planet. I am the Jesus of Douchbags. The one who turns water into Douche Juice. Everything I touch gets Douch-a-fied. Please contact me if you would like to become a Douche Deciple, positions still remaining….
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Rating: 3.7/10 (3 votes cast)
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tatted up douchebag
This guy obviously didn’t get enough breast time with mommy as a kid.
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Trent is a Final Fantasy Douche
From: Anonymous
Where: Oregon
Douche Type: Emo, Hipster, Nerd
He spends an average of 7 hours a week, probably more, coloring and shaping his hair so he looks as much like a Final Fantasy character as possible. He’s a belligerent and arrogant asshole who gets worse when he’s drunk, which he gets more easily than he will ever admit, and is prone to giving girls herpes if he successfully tricks them into thinking he is just a nice nerdy guy. He ONLY listens to video game music and remixes and is otherwise a rare hater of music, and never shies from telling you why what you like is shit. An unholy hodgepodge of an Emo, Hipster, and a Nerd Douche.
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