So many douches in Jersey, so little time
Well we might as well go after the Jersey Shore cast. They are the original jersey shore douches. Well not original, I’m sure their fathers were douchey and even their grand fathers. In fact, instead of “The Garden State” the New Jersey license plate should read “The Douche State”. There are so many things wrong with people from new jersey, I don’t know where to begin. The guys look and dress like girls, and the girls are Italian trash. I think New Jersey should secede from the united states so we can invade and send these people to guantanamo for terrorism of our media and sensibilities.
