Type:
Photo
Douche:
Metro Douche
Where:
CA
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If you love yourself this much it =’s douche! This guy gives lessons btw, but he will get annoyed with you during them. I guess cause I wasn’t as good as the master douche himself.
All Star douche bag super alarm bell, red flag alert! Current subject gets young girls pregnant, then flees into divorced womens homes to beat on HER kids, all the while dodging court ordered child support payments and charges for assault on his mother. Lets all congratulate Darren Sneyd from Hamilton Ontario, Canada for being this years biggest douchebag!
Type:
Photo
Douche:
Metro Douche
Where:
FL
This guy is a classic metro douche. Complete with white sunglasses at night, a foofy drink in his hand, and thin straw for a dick. What the fuck is this guy drinking? looks like it has cherries in it. He is obviously a flamer who is acting out because he hasn’t come to terms with his sexuality. Out of the closet douchebag!!
Type:
Photo
Douche:
Metro Douche
Where:
AL
Although this kid is heading towards a lifetime of douchedom, I have faith he can be reformed through douche rehab. We are going to drop him off in the worst part of compton in the middle of the night. If he makes it out, he will most likely have the douche beat out of him!