My madre must be so proud of me!
Type:
Photo
Douche:
Douche Type Unknown
Where:
FL
Message body:
drunk mexican douche
Jan 172011
Jan 172011
I pissed some people off and now I'm an official douche
All Star douche bag super alarm bell, red flag alert! Current subject gets young girls pregnant, then flees into divorced womens homes to beat on HER kids, all the while dodging court ordered child support payments and charges for assault on his mother. Lets all congratulate Darren Sneyd from Hamilton Ontario, Canada for being this years biggest douchebag!
Nov 192010
oh ya suck it! God I love to give it to dudes!
Type:
Photo
Douche:
Metro Douche
Where:
FL
This guy is a classic metro douche. Complete with white sunglasses at night, a foofy drink in his hand, and thin straw for a dick. What the fuck is this guy drinking? looks like it has cherries in it. He is obviously a flamer who is acting out because he hasn’t come to terms with his sexuality. Out of the closet douchebag!!
Sep 232010
Peace Bro...Did You See My Wrist Band?
Type:
Photo
Douche:
Emo Douche
Where:
AL
Message body:
My name is Roger Helm and I couldn’t tell the truth if my life depended on it
Although this guy was submitted as an Emo douche, I think he should be put in the Frat Douche category. If he is a lying prick then we can put him in the Creepy Douche section just for kicks.
Probably Not The First Time He Has Had a Pubic Hair Chinstrap
Douche:
Metro Douche
Where:
AL
Message body:
My name is David douchebag.I think I’m a player and can pull any woman I want.Truth is I’m really into guys!
This guy’s face is so offensive it should be outlawed. Its the kind of face you could just keep on punching until there is nothing left but bloody chunks of bone. Ok I stole that from Sin City, but come to think of it, he kind of reminds me of the yellow faced freak.
Sep 232010
Jimmy the Creep. Singer with 7th Day Creeps. Freak of nature.
Submitted by: Anonymous
Douche Type: Freaky Douche
Where:
MI
Jimmy the Creep is one of those special kind of douchebags that looks for attention by acting as creepy as possible. He probably burned alot of ants and tortured alot of squirrels as a child. He now feels important because people respect his creepy alter ego, and as a freak he gets all the attention his insecure inner child needs to feel needed.
Aug 272010
They call me a lady killer, little do they know my plans hahaha!
From: Anonymous
Type:
Photo
Douche:
Douche Type Unknown
Where:
MD
Message body:
This guy is the biggest douche ever, stay far away from him all he will think of you is another lay, then he will disappear and leave you in the dark
This douche is creepin’ on the ladies. So ladies if you see this lurker coming up to talk to you, kick him in the balls and run!
BTW we have created a new Douche category based on this toolbag. Check out the new “Creeper Douche” category and submit your own creepy douches!
