Boobies like my mommies....yeeeaaayyyy!
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Photo
Douche:
Metro Douche
Where:
NE
Message body:
Yeahhhh I got my face next to some titties
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My douchy Vegas drink is as big as me!
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Photo
Douche:
Preppy Douche
Where:
CA
Message body:
5’6 Napoleon Complex Douche! Mess with him and he’ll punch you in the kneecaps!
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oh ya suck it! God I love to give it to dudes!
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Photo
Douche:
Metro Douche
Where:
FL
This guy is a classic metro douche. Complete with white sunglasses at night, a foofy drink in his hand, and thin straw for a dick. What the fuck is this guy drinking? looks like it has cherries in it. He is obviously a flamer who is acting out because he hasn’t come to terms with his sexuality. Out of the closet douchebag!!
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I'm single ladies!
Type:
Photo
Douche:
Metro Douche
Where:
AL
Although this kid is heading towards a lifetime of douchedom, I have faith he can be reformed through douche rehab. We are going to drop him off in the worst part of compton in the middle of the night. If he makes it out, he will most likely have the douche beat out of him!
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Rating: 10.0/10 (5 votes cast)
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Rating: +3 (from 3 votes)
Steroids didn't make me taller, just douchier
From:
Anonymous
Douche Type:
Metro Douche
Where:
AL
4’11″ Steroid Midget Douche!! Anybody down for a midget toss or just to simply help him climb in bed!!!! Contact BDavis.. He needs something, just not sure what it is!!
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Rating: 9.4/10 (28 votes cast)
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Rating: +17 (from 21 votes)
Yeah I'm a real dirtball!
Type:
Photo
Douche:
Jersey Shore Douche
Where:
NY
Message body:
Nothing makes my day like a douchebag flexing his guns in an Ed “douche” Hardy shirt.
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Rating: 9.3/10 (3 votes cast)
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redneck douchebag
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Photo
Douche:
Redneck Douche
Where:
TX
This greaseball has 5 DUI’s and 10 domestic abuse charges, this last year!!
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This guy has a hot wife yeah. SO WHAT! This guy is ugly. Dude your wife is going to fuck other dudes the rest of you happy little marriage, Cortland. idiot.
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Rating: 4.8/10 (4 votes cast)
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3 of a kind douchbaggots
Type:
Photo
Douche:
Douche Type Unknown
Where:
AS
Message body:
This is in Quebec Canada. worst type of douche ever
Guy on the right: “Dude, are you rubbing off on my leg?”
Guy in the middle: “Uggghhh, shut up and go with it. I’m bigger than you look at my muscles”
Guy on the left: ” I’m gonna kill a hooker tonight!!”
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Rating: 10.0/10 (6 votes cast)
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Rating: +2 (from 2 votes)
Slimboy Douche
Type:
Photo
Douche:
Metro Douche
Where:
OH
Message body:
slimboy douche
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Rating: 3.5/10 (2 votes cast)
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