Trent is a Final Fantasy Douche

From: Anonymous

Where: Oregon

Douche Type: Emo, Hipster, Nerd

He spends an average of 7 hours a week, probably more, coloring and shaping his hair so he looks as much like a Final Fantasy character as possible. He’s a belligerent and arrogant asshole who gets worse when he’s drunk, which he gets more easily than he will ever admit, and is prone to giving girls herpes if he successfully tricks them into thinking he is just a nice nerdy guy. He ONLY listens to video game music and remixes and is otherwise a rare hater of music, and never shies from telling you why what you like is shit. An unholy hodgepodge of an Emo, Hipster, and a Nerd Douche.