I'm single ladies!
Type:
Photo
Douche:
Metro Douche
Where:
AL
Although this kid is heading towards a lifetime of douchedom, I have faith he can be reformed through douche rehab. We are going to drop him off in the worst part of compton in the middle of the night. If he makes it out, he will most likely have the douche beat out of him!
Type:
Video
Douche:
Hipster Douche
Where:
AL
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Probably already been submitted, but The Grand Spectacular’s Being a Dickhead (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVmmYMwFj1I) pretty much sums up the Euro Hipster Douche perfectly.
I remember the days when these douches were limited to the art colleges and and bars of east London, but now they have gone nationwide.
Worst thing is they don’t even realise they are Dickheads/Douches!
Trent is a Final Fantasy Douche
From: Anonymous
Where: Oregon
Douche Type: Emo, Hipster, Nerd
He spends an average of 7 hours a week, probably more, coloring and shaping his hair so he looks as much like a Final Fantasy character as possible. He’s a belligerent and arrogant asshole who gets worse when he’s drunk, which he gets more easily than he will ever admit, and is prone to giving girls herpes if he successfully tricks them into thinking he is just a nice nerdy guy. He ONLY listens to video game music and remixes and is otherwise a rare hater of music, and never shies from telling you why what you like is shit. An unholy hodgepodge of an Emo, Hipster, and a Nerd Douche.
