oh ya suck it! God I love to give it to dudes!
Type:
Photo
Douche:
Metro Douche
Where:
FL
This guy is a classic metro douche. Complete with white sunglasses at night, a foofy drink in his hand, and thin straw for a dick. What the fuck is this guy drinking? looks like it has cherries in it. He is obviously a flamer who is acting out because he hasn’t come to terms with his sexuality. Out of the closet douchebag!!
I'm single ladies!
Type:
Photo
Douche:
Metro Douche
Where:
AL
Although this kid is heading towards a lifetime of douchedom, I have faith he can be reformed through douche rehab. We are going to drop him off in the worst part of compton in the middle of the night. If he makes it out, he will most likely have the douche beat out of him!
We Are Like Double Dragon, Except Douchier...
From:
Anonymous
Douche:
Frat Douche
Where:
PA
Message body:
Two douches for the price of one.
Now these guys could just be in the wrong place at the wrong time. But we trust our users, and if they are accused of being douchey, then we say they are guilty until proven innocent. Besides, the super serious faces tell us that there is a level of self importance here that can only be summoned by a douche. Guilty!!
Probably Not The First Time He Has Had a Pubic Hair Chinstrap
Douche:
Metro Douche
Where:
AL
Message body:
My name is David douchebag.I think I’m a player and can pull any woman I want.Truth is I’m really into guys!
This guy’s face is so offensive it should be outlawed. Its the kind of face you could just keep on punching until there is nothing left but bloody chunks of bone. Ok I stole that from Sin City, but come to think of it, he kind of reminds me of the yellow faced freak.
