Jersey Shore Douche

GTL Douche

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Photo

Douche:

Jersey Shore Douche

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FL

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Hiding your face?  Why?  You clearly have enough ego.  Oh, you’d rather your abs speak for your face.  Nice.

GTL.

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Guido douche

I'm a worthless pile of douche carbon!

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Jersey Shore Douchebag

Yeah I'm a real dirtball!

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Photo

Douche:
Jersey Shore Douche

Where:
NY

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Nothing makes my day like a douchebag flexing his guns in an Ed “douche” Hardy shirt.

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tampa douchebags

"Oh god we turn each other on"

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Photo

Douche Type:
Frat Douches

Where:
FL

One of these guys is an old Douchebag I know from Jersey the other Assclown is unknown. They are in the Tampa area in this photo that’s all I know. The one I know thought I would be impressed or somehow jealous of his disturbing display of Douchebaggetry so I figure I’d share it with the world. There ya go Butch hope your happy.

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So many douches in Jersey, so little time

Well we might as well go after the Jersey Shore cast. They are the original jersey shore douches. Well not original, I’m sure their fathers were douchey and even their grand fathers. In fact, instead of “The Garden State” the New Jersey license plate should read “The Douche State”. There are so many things wrong with people from new jersey, I don’t know where to begin. The guys look and dress like girls, and the girls are Italian trash. I think New Jersey should secede from the united states so we can invade and send these people to guantanamo for terrorism of our media and sensibilities.

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jersey shore douchebags

jersey shore douches

Ahhh Yeah!!! We’re gonna wrestle later! Yeah with our shirts off and maybe even our pants! We’re just some tough guys who like to naked wrestle with dudes!

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new jersey douchebags

new jersey douchebags

Between the makeup and hair gel, They look more and more like bitches every day! It would be ok if they were gay but…oh wait it all makes sense now.

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Wow. that is pretty much all I can think of. That and this guy got his hair cut from the same guy who cuts Sonic the Hedgehog’s hair

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Apparently three’s company even to douchebags:

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Wow. Somebody is a little too obsessed with the Maybelline.

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