My madre must be so proud of me!
Type:
Photo
Douche:
Douche Type Unknown
Where:
FL
Message body:
drunk mexican douche
Jan 172011
Jan 172011
Nov 192010
oh ya suck it! God I love to give it to dudes!
Type:
Photo
Douche:
Metro Douche
Where:
FL
This guy is a classic metro douche. Complete with white sunglasses at night, a foofy drink in his hand, and thin straw for a dick. What the fuck is this guy drinking? looks like it has cherries in it. He is obviously a flamer who is acting out because he hasn’t come to terms with his sexuality. Out of the closet douchebag!!
Nov 192010
Sep 232010
We Are Like Double Dragon, Except Douchier...
From:
Anonymous
Douche:
Frat Douche
Where:
PA
Message body:
Two douches for the price of one.
Now these guys could just be in the wrong place at the wrong time. But we trust our users, and if they are accused of being douchey, then we say they are guilty until proven innocent. Besides, the super serious faces tell us that there is a level of self importance here that can only be summoned by a douche. Guilty!!
Jun 082010
Der Uberdouche
This was an anonymous submission. All we know is this guy lives in VT and has been described as “an uberdouche. A self serving prick and a metro douche”. I didn’t know they had metros in VT, but now I know that they have douches as well. This guy wants to be in abercrombie and fitch, but his douchiness can only take him so far. He isn’t quite good looking enough, so he is forced to LOOK like he is posing for a photo shoot, when really he is getting drunk to drown his sorrows that he didn’t make the catalog. So sad!
